welcome to the master plan

So apparently what'd been missing from their lives was incest, and Dean really hadn't needed to know that, especially when in six days, fourteen hours, and twenty-three minutes, they were going to get rid of the damn curse and it was going to go missing again.

"Kings and Queens and Jokers, Too" by astolat, here: http://intimations.org/fanfic/supernatural/Kings%20and%20Queens%20and%20Jokers%20Too.html

“Um,” Jared says awkwardly. “So – we’re really doing this, huh?”

“You mean having an actual relationship where no money is exchanged and we have a lot of awesome sex?” Jensen asks, smirking. “Yeah, we are.”

*loves*

From "Something Borrowed, Something Blue," here: http://belyste.livejournal.com/19534.html

So I just realized that the novel-length J2 fic I just finished (and cried at, which is a fandom first for me) and the cracked-out oneshot that is totally the hottest Sam/Dean I've read so far were written by THE SAME PERSON.

She is now my favorite author ever. Go check her out: http://fleshflutter.livejournal.com/profile

That makes me very, very happy. On the other hand, I've also discovered the Thing I Hate about the Supernatural fandom. There's always something in every fandom that pisses me the fuck off. In Pirates, it's shipper wars. In Harry Potter, it's that the fandom is too fucking big and the average fic quality is therefore low. And in Supernatural, it's that half the fans like to spend their time bitching (loudly) about how misogynistic the show is. Anyone who knows me knows my thoughts on feminism. I like to see female characters get beat up and called names and be generally not treated as well as the men. Maybe that means I'm fucked up. Still - there's no excuse for killing everyone's buzz and cluttering up the fandom with your wanking. Go off in your little corner and wank in private, mmk?

Know what I hate? When I'm reading a perfectly good fanfic, all into it and everything, and then I come across some terrible rookie mistake that ruins the whole mood. For example: any self-respecting slasher knows that you never, ever use the word "butt" in a sex scene. It just doesn't work. "Ass" is slightly better, but preferably you don't directly refer to body parts at all. If you're a decent writer, you can get away with just using vague terms and pronouns while still letting the reader know exactly what you mean.

I'm really thinking I might steal this fic and remix it for my own personal enjoyment. Because most of it is quite good, but it wants some editing to really be a satisfactory read. Is that wrong of me, assuming I don't share it with anyone?

Title: Marked
Author: Sulwen
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Slightly rough sex, minor bloodplay
Pairing: Shawn Michaels/Chris Jericho
Word Count: 2143
Summary: Shawn reminisces about the past and decides to take control of the future. Basically, blatant sex with plot thrown in.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the order of the words.
Author’s note: Takes place immediately after this week's Raw (4/28/08). This story is written in character (as if the on-screen characters and storylines were real). I've always loved this pairing, and I wish there was more fic about them. With them being brought back together lately, I couldn't resist writing something. If anyone has good recs for this pairing, I'd love to read them!

( Marked )

Title: Two DX Drabbles
Pairing(s): HHH/HBK
Rating: #1 is PG, #2 is R for language
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the order of the words.
Summary: Drabble #1 - Takes place the night DX reunited on Raw. Shawn runs out to save Hunter from the Spirit Squad, with Vince at the top of the ramp calling the shots. Pretty much AU.
Drabble #2 - Inspired by jadedblue's idea of Randy and Edge as Hunter and Shawn's former lovers.

( Two DX Drabbles )

Title: DX Drabble #3
Pairing(s): HHH/HBK
Rating: PG for a little cursing.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the order of the words.
Summary: Shawn gets revenge against Rated RKO. Hunter watches. Though you don't have to read them to read this one, this fic is a companion work to the two drabbles I posted a few months ago.

( DX Drabble #3 )

I'm posting a few fics here that were scattered among various comms, basically just to have them all in the same place.

Title: Reflect
Author: Sulwen
Pairing: Light/L
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spoilers for about the first half of the anime, I think.
Wordcount: 3000
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the order of the words.
Summary: Shameless handcuff smut. Light’s mind never stops working, even in the most distracting of circumstances.
A/N: First fic in the fandom. I haven’t even finished watching the anime yet, but I couldn’t wait to start writing. Please forgive any newbie mistakes or clichés!

( Reflect )

Title: Superstar
Fandom: Ouran High
Pairing: Kyouya/Tamaki
Rating: PG, for kissing and angst
Wordcount: 826
Summary: Sometimes friends can be crueler than enemies.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the order of the words.

Author's Note: This was written for a challenge here: http://community.livejournal.com/otw_onlinecon/718.html

The prompt was "Ouran High School Host Club - Tamaki and/or another character, superstar"

I had to edit the version I posted for the challenge because it was too long, so this is the full version. This is my first fic in this fandom (and my first fic for ANY anime), so please excuse any newbie mistakes you may see!

( Superstar )

Someone has recced my fic! They actually took the time to praise it and link to it from their journal!!!!

This makes me almost as happy as getting published, because seriously? It's fucking awesome.

So I've suddenly decided that I NEED to write a Tales of Symphonia/Final Fantasy XII crossover fic, involving Kratos/Zelos and Basch/Balthier meeting...somehow...and realizing exactly how similar they are. Because they SO are. And then maybe doing some switching. Hell, it'll probably just end in a full-on foursome. Why not?

*has been spending WAY too much time indulging her inner slasher lately*

So I think I've decided that the best way to ship the Pirates fandom is just to pair everyone with everyone else. Because, come on, look at the possiblities: Jack/Elizabeth, Jack/Will, Jack/Barbossa, Jack/Norrington, Jack/Tia, Barbossa/Elizabeth, Barbossa/Will, Barbossa/Tia, Will/Tia, Elizabeth/Tia, Elizabeth/Norrington, Jack/Will/Elizabeth, Jack/Will/Norrington, Jack/Will/Barbossa, Jack/Barbossa/Elizabeth...it goes on and on! I'd read ANY of that, no kidding (though my recent faves are Barbossa/Elizabeth and Barbossa/Jack - both very, very nice!). *loves fandom SO MUCH!*

Title: You'd Hate Him
Fandom: Harry Potter
Claim: Severus/Hermione
Prompt: Hate
Rating: R
Warnings: Masturbation
Word Count: 1022
Summary: Hermione and Ginny talk; Hermione has a rather late night.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the order of the words.

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