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Customer Service - John Winchester/Ianto Jones PWP.

FUCK YEAH THIS PAIRING, IDEK. I love the idea of Ianto fucking random people while the team is away on missions!

I just read The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist's Bride by the always amazing fleshflutter. If you for some reason are as late as me in getting to this amazing Big Bang from last year, shame on you! Go read it right now! It has really exceptionally incest-y Sam/Dean and antichrist!Sam and pretty much every character from season four and much hilarity and crack and super hot sex and OMG WILL KILL YOU DEAD WITH ITS AWESOME.

*hearts flesh forever and would totally pay for the privilege of reading her work*

Stolen from moodswingers

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

Doing two characters per fandom, but not next to each other. We'll see how it goes. Also, I'm totally ignoring the wordcount and just making them as small as possible.

1. Dean Winchester (SPN)
2. Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
3. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
4. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
5. Malcom Reynolds (Firefly)
6. Sam Winchester (SPN)
7. Merlin (Merlin)
8. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
9. Hector Barbossa (PotC)
10.River Tam (Firefly)

( This is not what I should be writing right now )

That was fun, although some of them were harder than I thought they'd be!

It's been a while since I wrote anything, so I feel like this is a bit clunky. Gotta start somewhere, though.

Title: Untitled 5x02 Coda
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Wordcount: 486
Summary: Dean goes on. Tries.

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So I felt like reading some Snape/Hermione tonight. It was my first really serious OTP, and there will always be a special place in my heart for it, but it's been quite a long time since I've read it. It shouldn't have been any problem to find a nice, short, porny oneshot - fucking in detention and the like...not with my collection of links.

It was quite a nasty surprise to find that the quality of the fic - and these are the ones I'd saved as favorites - is depressingly low. There's still good stuff out there...but it's not at all as I remember.

I thought about this for a long while. I think a combination of things has happened. I've matured, of course, and fandom has certainly matured as well. Mostly, though, I think there are just different expectations when it comes to fic these days. I expect my fic to be just as good as published original fiction. I want even my porn and my crack to be exceptionally well written, and the more serious pieces should be downright literary.

Maybe it's just that the SPN fandom has spoiled me. We have the best writers on the internet, bar none. It's hard to go from that level of passion, talent, and dedication to ordinary, casual fandom.

I worry for my other fandoms. Are they as still as good as I remember?

Supernatural premiered on September 13, 2005. This little fic was posted on September 16, 2005. It's probably not the very first SPN fic ever, but it's definitely ONE of the first. It was really fun reading an early fic, especially since I wasn't around in the beginning. Little did they know back then what it would become!

Burdens in the Dark - a short, angsty Sam/Dean fic. Read the comments too!

RDJ on the SPN set - tiny little comment fic

Also, it's my birthday! *dances the birthday dance*

Go read this fic. Now. Do it.

Under the Big Top

Dude. BULLET-PROOF KINKS LIKE WHOA. Jensen in a sex-related career. Creative fucking. CWRPS cameos. Pretty!Jen. Big!Strong!Jared. Dirty talk. Reluctant!Jen. Seductive!Jared. Frottage. Mouth-fucking. Role play. Knife play. There's even sweet, slow kissing and adorable!boys.

GO READ.

Leonard hesitated. "Listen, do you think Sheldon might be... you know, gay?"

There was a loud `thunk!' as Howard set down his screwdriver. "Did he finally hit on you?"

"What?"

"Because I figured this was coming. That boy is so far in the closet that he's seeing Narnia."

"For Science!" by DrWorm, here:

http://yuletidetreasure.org/archive/73/forscience.html

Sometimes Jared wants to shake Jensen and make him see that he can't just walk around with that stupid face, and live in his house, and be his dogs' best friend, and touch his skin like that. It's not fucking fair, and the worst thing is Jared wouldn't have it any other way.

Here to the Left of You by nu_breed - J2, NC-17

Author's summary: Jensen moves in, and things get really complicated.

Why you should read it: Well, first of all, because it's nu_breed and her stuff is always awesome. She has the voices absolutely nailed, which is just so important in really enjoying a fic. Secondly, because it's not an AU. It's just about Jared and Jensen working together and living together, the way they do in real life. I like AUs, but I feel like sometimes we're, as a fandom, ignoring the incredibly slashable reality we have to work with. Thirdly, it actually makes references to the fact that they are actors - that is their job, and they take it seriously, which means having discussions about it even (gasp!) when they're not on set. Plus, I really have a thing for Sam and Dean kind of invading Jared and Jensen's respective brains, and we get a bit of that in this story. And it's hurty and angsty for a while, and then it's really hot and awesome. And I mean, yeah, most fic is some level of hot, but this is really super hot. And then the end will completely melt your heart with joy. So in conclusion...go read it already!