Meme, stolen from various sources
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sulwenName a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is amazing
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
(e) five people that I can't ship that character with and why
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is amazing
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
(e) five people that I can't ship that character with and why
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Date: 2010-04-27 05:13 am (UTC)YOU ASKED FOR IT! WARNING: MAY BE CRACKY
Date: 2010-04-27 07:57 am (UTC)(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He thinks Sam is sexy (he wants that body, in more ways than one!), and that's why he appeared to him as Jess.
2. He loves his family just as deeply as the Winchesters love each other - possibly more, showing what happens when love really does tip over the deep end into obsession.
3. He's patient, but he's tired of waiting. He's going to force Sam's hand sooner rather than later.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He's decomposing rather quickly. Damn, Lucy, can't you throw an illusion over that shit or something? At least pretend to still be pretty!
(c) a reason he is amazing
1. Dude, Marksha is simultaneously playing Lucifer one one show and a Christ-like figure on another. THAT HAS TO BE A RECORD.
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
1. Take Sam's form
2. Kiss Michael!Dean on the cheek or forehead or hand (or lips, but that may be wishful thinking)
3. Have more awesome scenes with Castiel
4. Have a big long gloating speech about his uber-long and complex plan to escape and how it totally worked, and all because he's spent an eternity studying the Winchester psyche
5. Get bitchslapped by surprise!God
(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why
1. God. WEIRD.
2. Ash. Totally wouldn't work.
3. Not-Michael!Dean. They don't connect.
4. Zachariah. NEEDS MOAR PRETTY FOR THIS SHALLOW BITCH.
5. John. He'd be dead too fast.
However! I'm totally down with Lucifer/Sam, Lucifer/Michael!Dean, Lucifer/Gabriel, Lucifer/Castiel, Lucifer/Mary...because Marksha gets hotter every time I look at him, despite the decomposing!
LOL CRACK IS NOT A WARNING FOR ME BB
Date: 2010-04-27 08:00 am (UTC)Re: LOL CRACK IS NOT A WARNING FOR ME BB
Date: 2010-04-27 08:38 am (UTC)I WANNA SEE IT
Re: LOL CRACK IS NOT A WARNING FOR ME BB
Date: 2010-04-27 05:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-27 05:53 am (UTC)OMG YOU WOULD GIVE ME A HARD ONE, THANKS VERY MUCH
Date: 2010-04-27 08:07 am (UTC)1. He wishes he were prettier.
2. He secretly ships Sam/Dean, and had a lot of fun watching them flirt during It's A Terrible Life.
3. He pretends to be a good corporate lackey, but really he wants to retire and plant a garden and maybe get a cat and spoil it half to death.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He has a thing for making people spew blood, which is NOT COOL.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. He's a sassy little thing, isn't he?
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them
1. Go to angel heaven, so we can see WTF is up with that.
2. Get reincarnated as a Winchester, MUAHAHA POETIC JUSTICE.
3. Have a secret stash of Wincest buried away in some long-lost corner of heaven, or perhaps the green room.
4. Rage at Sam and Dean from beyond the grave about their inhumanly good looks.
5. Actually have a list of possible AUs he can send the boys to, including the classic high school AU and college AU.
(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why
1. Sam
2. Dean
3. Castiel
4. Lucifer
5. Bobby
BECAUSE IN MY OPINION, HE'S NOT PRETTY ENOUGH OR INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR SHIPPING, AND YOU COULDN'T MAKE ME READ ZACH SMEXY TIEMS IF YOU TRIED. OK, MAYBE. IF IT WAS REALLY GOOD. BUT STILL!
ALTHOUGH IN MY HEAD, HE MIGHT BE BECKY'S WINCEST MUSE. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. THAT'S KIND OF A SHIP, RIGHT?
THIS MEME IS SUPRISINGLY MUCH HARDER THAN EXPECTED, ISNT IT?
Date: 2010-04-27 09:07 pm (UTC)I CANNOT SHIP ZACHARIAH EITHER. AS MUCH I WOULD LOVE TO, HE IS JUST NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH FOR IT.
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Date: 2010-04-27 05:55 am (UTC)YES, THIS ONE I CAN DO!!!
Date: 2010-04-27 08:19 am (UTC)(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He would follow Jack to the ends of the universe. If Jack was the Doctor, Ianto would be his companion, and he'd never once look back.
2. He really likes waiting on Jack, being subservient to Jack's larger than life personality, supporting him and following him.
3. Jack was the one true love of his life, bar none. OMG SOBBING NOW.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. Ok, I hate to admit it, but he is a REALLY ugly crier. I mean, he's beautiful most of the time, but there are times where I literally have to look away from that squinty mess.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. I HAVE TO PICK ONE? Um...because he looks good in a suit and speaks with those beautiful Welsh vowels and is totally up for kinky stopwatch sex with Jack even in the middle of the office and you wouldn't think that to look at him at all. THAT COUNTS AS ONE.
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them
1. Move to America with Jack and start the next Torchwood!
2. Become the Doctor!
3. Become the Doctor's companion!
4. Get claimed by a lolcat! I HAZ A YANTO.
5. Marry Jack in a big sparkly wedding ceremony and move to a house in the country and adopt puppies and live happily ever after, the end.
(e) five people I can't ship this character with and why
1. Martha. THEY'RE BFFS, I CAN'T SHIP THEM!
2. Eleven. Kind of...too similar, in a way.
3. Owen. I think Owen kind of hates him for being Jack's favorite. Plus Owen is fugly anyway.
4. Rhys. As much as I love him...it's not in that sort of way.
5. Original!Jack. Again, a bit too similar. Ianto needs a big person to bounce off of.
I THINK HE AND DEMONPRINCE!SAM COULD HAVE SOME REALLY FUCKING HOT SEX, THOUGH. YES, MY BRAIN WENT THERE.
Re: YES, THIS ONE I CAN DO!!!
Date: 2010-04-27 11:47 am (UTC)HEHE Martha and Ianto hang out and talk about how wonderful Jack is over fruity, alcoholic drinks ;D
Also, that last part LOL ILY.
Oh and WTF no Torchwood icons? Go steal some of mine.
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Date: 2010-04-27 07:26 am (UTC)OH YAY SAMMY!
Date: 2010-04-27 08:36 am (UTC)1. He is a toppy, jealous alpha-male...who sometimes bottoms.
2. He doesn't eat much because the constant stress messes with his stomach. How I feel before I fly is how Sam feels most of the time.
3. If he had his way, he would take Dean to some remote corner of the world and wrap him up and protect him from anything bad or ugly or upsetting for the rest of their lives.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He sometimes forgets to cut his hair for WAY too long! Come on, if Dean can do it, so can Sam!
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. OH SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM! Even after everything he's been through, he still has hope.
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them
1. Find a way to be truly free from Lucifer. Locking him back up doesn't really solve the problem - he's still the vessel, and still dangerous.
2. Play with puppies more, because that was just adorable.
3. Get more screen and story time. I'm a Dean!girl, but honestly, I see where people are coming from when they say Dean gets more attention from the writers. SAM NEEDS LOVE TOO!
4. Get shirtless again. YES I'M SHALLOW. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, HE'S SO VERY PRETTY.
5. Get through the apocalypse alive with Dean at his side, and find some peace. Whether that's through going back to normal, everyday hunting, or trading in the shotguns for something more typical, I would love to see him find some happiness. AS LONG AS DEAN IS STILL IN THE PICTURE, THAT IS. THIS IS A CRUCIAL ELEMENT!
(e) five people I can't ship this character with and why
1. Meg. When I watch s1 back, it's still just freaky.
2. Chuck. I think poor Chuck would just be terrified!
3. Gabriel. Sam will never forgive him for Mystery Spot.
4. John. For some reason I can read John/Dean, but John/Sam is NOT OK. Ok, I'd still probably read it if it was recced to me, but I don't ship it!
5. Ruby. I KNOW I KNOW, CANON BLAH BLAH BLAH. That shit never would have happened if Dean was alive!
Re: OH YAY SAMMY!
Date: 2010-04-27 08:57 am (UTC)a.) I swear to God, you were reading my mind. These are totally in my personal canon too. Poor bb only eats veggies because his constitution does not allow for Darwinism.
b.) THIS IS TRUFAX. But his hair always looks so soft and shiny, so I always forgive him for letting it run amok. PLUS, given the right styling, it kinda works for me.
c.) I think that's the thing I love the most about him. It's like a throwback to the first two seasons when he was still a superdupermegacompassionate!puppy and even though Azazel said he was never 100% Sam when he came back, this kind of proves that he is.
d.) HE NAMED HIS DOG BONES. I died of the cute. I fully support the idea of Sam walking around with no shirt on. Hell, go for gold and just walk around naked, bb. My ovaries will applaud you. I think the first two seasons were mainly about Sam, you know? Going back to hunting, avenging Jessica's death, finding out he's got demon blood, being the ~shozen wun~ and now they're focusing more and Dean, which is great and fair but my bb totally needs more love and attention.
I'd gladly volunteer for this mighty cause.
e.) I HATE RUBY. I HATE HER. IN MY UNIVERSE SHE AND SAM NEVER HAPPENED. BRING BACK SARAH, PLZ. I LIKED HER, SHE WAS SWELL. NONE OF THIS DEMONIC WHORE BULLSHIT. THANK YOU.
...ohlawdsorryforspamming.
Re: OH YAY SAMMY!
Date: 2010-04-27 09:21 am (UTC)Seriously, I love this show so much and I love discussing it with people, and I especially love that we got so many of the same things out of it!
I guess that's true, that Sam got most of the big storyline stuff the first two seasons with the YED storyline. But then Dean got the big storylines for seasons three and four, with his death and resurrection and being chosen by the angels. Time for equality now, show!
Oh gods, naked Sam...I love big muscles...they need to do like a gladiator AU or something where he walks around dressed like Spartacus. RAWR.
I was a big, big, BIG fan of the blood drinking, but yeah, other than that...not a Ruby fan. And yes, I liked Sarah! And not just because she has the same name as me! Well, ok...that might have been a big part of it... *grin*
Re: OH YAY SAMMY!
Date: 2010-04-27 11:25 am (UTC)Dude, I don't know how I survived before I joined the comm. Back then there was only a handful of people on my flist who watched SPN and none of them were as hardcore enthusiasts as I am. BUT NOW LOOK, HERE WE ARE DISCUSSING AND SHIT AND I LOVE IT.
I agree, it's high time they focused on them both! Sammy needs some love too!
Naked Sam just...I don't even have words. Like, I get that Jenses is probably hotter, espesh with his magnificent lips but I've always been a Sam/Jared!girl. He's been my bb since the show started. A lot of my friends have said that he's kind of goofy looking sometimes but THEY LIE, CLEARLY. Besides, I could never resist dimples and I love tall, cuddly giants.
....I cannot unpicture that AU. Sam dressed like Spartacus...unf I can lick?
Is it wrong that the blood drinking kind of turned me on? Although Ruby's face was a deal breaker. I hate Ruby so much I still can't warm to Genevieve Cortese. Like, she's adorable, she is. I saw an episode of her old show once and :3, but now just...no.
Hee, Sarah was my favorite of their girls! I did not like Madison very much, but I'd be so happy if they brought Sarah back.
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Date: 2010-04-27 10:19 am (UTC)OMG Dean, my favorite-est ever!
Date: 2010-04-28 09:13 am (UTC)1. He is a super-special delicate chosen snowflake. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY, THIS IS MY PERSONAL HEAD-CANON!
2. He tries really, really hard not to think too much. Unfortunately, Dean's a smart guy, so it doesn't work out too well.
3. He relates to the world in an extremely physical way. Not just food and sex and all that, but all the little tactile pleasures he takes comfort in - cleaning his guns, driving the Impala, cleaning a wound. My theory is that he never got much physical affection after Mary died, and therefore had to learn to satisfy that need in other ways.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. Dean, my darling, you are beautiful when you cry, and gods know I love broken characters. But dude, EMO ENOUGH?
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. DEAN REJECTS THIS RESTRICTION. TEAM FREE WILL DAMMIT! Ok, fine. Um...he doesn't second-guess himself. Dean is a man of action, and he doesn't waste time letting himself get bogged down in guilt and second-guessing and indecision. The world is a simple place for Dean, and he moves through it as smoothly and purposefully as the Impala down an empty highway. ALSO HE'S STUPIDLY PRETTY.
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to him
1. Find peace. Oh, I want this so much for both the boys that it almost hurts. For Dean, I think peace involves picking locks and shooting evil things and never settling down anywhere, but peace nonetheless. Like a season without a big bad.
2. I want him to realize how much Sam loves him. How it was never about him in the first place, the running, that it was John every time before Hell and an overload of guilt and lingering grief afterward.
3. I want more scenes of him shirtless. YES, I'M SHALLOW. IT'S JENSEN'S FAULT, NOT MINE!
4. I want him to smile more. Dean has an absolutely killer smile, and we hardly ever get to see it these days.
5. I'd love to see some show of gratitude from all the people he and Sam have saved over the years. Maybe a vision or something. I just think that he doesn't give himself enough credit. His poor self-worth could use a boost.
(e) five people I can't ship him with and why
1. Lisa
2. Anna
3. Ruby
4. Jo
5. Bella
OK HEAR ME OUT. I think this is more Jensen's fault than Dean's, but HE DOES NOT HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH WOMEN. EVER. AT ALL. Like, I can totally imagine Sam with a girl. Sam/Jess is pretty damn hot, as is possessed!Sam/Jo. But Dean? It's not that I don't think he's a brilliant lover on all those one night stands. It's that I don't think he'll ever be able to relate to a woman the way he can with other men, Sam in particular, of course. There is a distinct vein of sexism running through some of Dean's dialog, and I totally get why. Sam had a few years of Stanford and relative normalcy. Dean really never had a meaningful relationship with a woman. I think he might have been a very different person if he'd had a sister.
TL;DR - SAM/DEAN OTP FOREVER AND EVER THE END.
Re: OMG Dean, my favorite-est ever!
Date: 2010-04-28 01:07 pm (UTC)Dean so needs to find some peace, he needs to make it better with Sam, smile more, get more hugs, do it all shirtless...mm. I'd watch that episode twice a day, man. also your reason Dean sucks is EXACTLY how I felt about him after My Bloody Valentine. I was all aaargh Dean what come ON. But 5.18 made me love him again.
I MEAN WAS THAT EPIC OR WAS THAT EPIC
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Date: 2010-04-27 11:08 am (UTC)I'm totally in this fandom...
Date: 2010-04-28 09:26 am (UTC)Also, this is probably going to be much shorter than the others, because I don't get all thinky about wrestling the way I do about other things.
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He's a total stoner.
2. He really is a cocky bastard - not as much as his character, but still. AND WHO'S TO DISAGREE WITH HIS AWESOMENESS?
3. Wrestling with Alex is his favorite high. SHUT UP I LIKE TO IMAGINE.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. I think he sometimes sabotages himself, knowing that he's capable of such greatness and then doing something that prevents him from quite reaching it.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. He's elevated wresting to an art form. His wrestling is more like dancing.
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to him
I'm actually going to do people I'd like to see him wrestle, for the first time or again, because I sadly don't get to see into his personal life!
1. AJ Styles
2. Kurt Angle
3. RVD
4. Jeff Hardy
5. Alex Shelley
(e) five people I can't ship him with and why.
The reason for each of these is EWWW.
1. Ric Flair
2. Bubba Ray
3. Awesome Kong
4. Abyss
5. That one guy with the scary-huge muscles who can't wrestle at all - I forget his name
However...now that I'm thinking about it...I could totally see some Sabin/Bischoff. I've actually read fic about him trading title shots for sexual favors before, back in WWE-land...
Damn it! Now I want wrestling fic, and it will never happen unless I write it myself!
*loves/hates this fandom*
Re: I'm totally in this fandom...
Date: 2010-04-28 10:55 am (UTC)also, if you're looking for some guns awesomeness (that wasn't shown on impact because hogan is a fucking tool) check out their very recent psa: