Meme, stolen from various sources

[sulwen]

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is amazing
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
(e) five people that I can't ship that character with and why

Comments

[stickingplaster.livejournal.com]

ZACHARIAH.

OMG YOU WOULD GIVE ME A HARD ONE, THANKS VERY MUCH

[sulwen.livejournal.com]

(a) three facts about them from my personal fanon/canon

1. He wishes he were prettier.
2. He secretly ships Sam/Dean, and had a lot of fun watching them flirt during It's A Terrible Life.
3. He pretends to be a good corporate lackey, but really he wants to retire and plant a garden and maybe get a cat and spoil it half to death.

(b) a reason he sucks

1. He has a thing for making people spew blood, which is NOT COOL.

(c) a reason he's awesome

1. He's a sassy little thing, isn't he?

(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them

1. Go to angel heaven, so we can see WTF is up with that.
2. Get reincarnated as a Winchester, MUAHAHA POETIC JUSTICE.
3. Have a secret stash of Wincest buried away in some long-lost corner of heaven, or perhaps the green room.
4. Rage at Sam and Dean from beyond the grave about their inhumanly good looks.
5. Actually have a list of possible AUs he can send the boys to, including the classic high school AU and college AU.

(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why

1. Sam
2. Dean
3. Castiel
4. Lucifer
5. Bobby

BECAUSE IN MY OPINION, HE'S NOT PRETTY ENOUGH OR INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR SHIPPING, AND YOU COULDN'T MAKE ME READ ZACH SMEXY TIEMS IF YOU TRIED. OK, MAYBE. IF IT WAS REALLY GOOD. BUT STILL!

ALTHOUGH IN MY HEAD, HE MIGHT BE BECKY'S WINCEST MUSE. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. THAT'S KIND OF A SHIP, RIGHT?

THIS MEME IS SUPRISINGLY MUCH HARDER THAN EXPECTED, ISNT IT?

[stickingplaster.livejournal.com]

"He's a sassy little thing, isn't he?" AHAHAH WIN.

I CANNOT SHIP ZACHARIAH EITHER. AS MUCH I WOULD LOVE TO, HE IS JUST NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH FOR IT.