Meme, stolen from various sources

[sulwen]

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is amazing
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
(e) five people that I can't ship that character with and why

Comments

[nippa56.livejournal.com]

i don't even kow if you're still in this fandom, but if you are, chris sabin!

I'm totally in this fandom...

[sulwen.livejournal.com]

...but I never get anything to work with! Damn TNA! Needs more Sabin and Shelley on my screen EVERY WEEK!

Also, this is probably going to be much shorter than the others, because I don't get all thinky about wrestling the way I do about other things.

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon

1. He's a total stoner.
2. He really is a cocky bastard - not as much as his character, but still. AND WHO'S TO DISAGREE WITH HIS AWESOMENESS?
3. Wrestling with Alex is his favorite high. SHUT UP I LIKE TO IMAGINE.

(b) a reason he sucks

1. I think he sometimes sabotages himself, knowing that he's capable of such greatness and then doing something that prevents him from quite reaching it.

(c) a reason he's awesome

1. He's elevated wresting to an art form. His wrestling is more like dancing.

(d) five things I'd like to see happen to him

I'm actually going to do people I'd like to see him wrestle, for the first time or again, because I sadly don't get to see into his personal life!

1. AJ Styles
2. Kurt Angle
3. RVD
4. Jeff Hardy
5. Alex Shelley

(e) five people I can't ship him with and why.

The reason for each of these is EWWW.

1. Ric Flair
2. Bubba Ray
3. Awesome Kong
4. Abyss
5. That one guy with the scary-huge muscles who can't wrestle at all - I forget his name

However...now that I'm thinking about it...I could totally see some Sabin/Bischoff. I've actually read fic about him trading title shots for sexual favors before, back in WWE-land...

Damn it! Now I want wrestling fic, and it will never happen unless I write it myself!

*loves/hates this fandom*

Re: I'm totally in this fandom...

[nippa56.livejournal.com]

DUDE. your three facts are EXACTLY what i think of him. which makes fic writing an intereesting thing. and speaking of, you should totally write a guns fic. it's what we're doing in my house, and one more fic to add to the pile will make for a good start to comabt the ridiculously large amount of randy orton/john cena fics out there.

also, if you're looking for some guns awesomeness (that wasn't shown on impact because hogan is a fucking tool) check out their very recent psa: