welcome to the master plan

Best RAW quote in a LONG while:

"Ever since you came back to 'save us,' Chris, I've been looking for a way to make you my business."

-Triple H

But you have to imagine them standing pretty much nose to nose as he says this, looking VERY intensely at each other. I have one word for this: YUM!

Today's quote:

"It's hot. The heat from the hot water is getting to me."

-Conrad in Kyou Kara Maoh

It's possible this only made me laugh because I'm so damn tired. But hey - it still made me laugh.

"The Tall Bishonen! The Pedophile Bishonen! The Twincest Bishonen! The Move, Bitch Bishonen!"

"I want to kill you. And devour your babies!" "Oh. Mmmk. Wait, what?"

"Holy crap! Background change!"

"I look like Gender-Confused Barbie!"

"Now, step into this room so you can get molest...UN-molested? Question mark? I'm Ron Burgandy?"


God, I love YouTube.


And on another note...

I love how all the Ouran boys pair off together. It's made VERY clear that the implied pairings are Tamaki/Kyouya, Hikaru/Kaoru, and Mori/Honey. And beyond that, the author is actually exploring MORE pairings - from what I hear, Tamaki/Hikaru is slowly becoming canon in the manga! I heart this woman SO MUCH. :-)

*goes to upload Ouran icons*

"You see, females love two beautiful homosexuals together. It is a nice plot to have two guys who cannot decide whether to further the friendship or not."

-Hikaru, Ouran High School Host Club (manga)

"Milo and I start up first thing Monday morning (5:30 am) and I am super jazzed to get cracking on season three. Not that I am in it. I might be dead. Or a ghost even. Or some guy named Larry who can't find his keys. This is HEROES. Anything can happen...."

- From Adrian's YouTube account.

*SQUEE!* My favorite character might not be dead! Long live the Petrellicest!

Edit: It's possible I may be getting this news VERY late...but I don't care! I'm happy! :-)

Ok, haven't done this in a while, but this one was too priceless to let go:

Shelley flushed. "We were just..."

"Having sex," Sabin blurted.

"Arguing," Shelley finished at the same time, glaring at Sabin. "We were arguing."

"I see," Nash said, sinking slowly onto a nearby chair. "Were you arguing over whether you were having sex or not? There seems to be some confusion over that."

"Well, we were, and then we weren't," Sabin explained. "And then Alex started yelling, and I ate some cookies."

ETA: And this one:

"Guys!" Shelley shouted. "This conversation is not helping me get my dick sucked!"

Nash paused in surprise, but quickly recovered. "He makes an excellent point, Chris. I've always believed that a conversation that doesn't end in someone getting blown is not a conversation worth having."

Just finished watching Heroes on DVD. I'm shocked that it actually lived up to the hype - everyone said it was awesome, and lo and behold, it was! It's intelligent and fun and graphic and shocking and exciting and suspenseful and funny and tragic all at the same time - and it's so damn SLASHY! So now I have a new fandom, and it's perfect timing to get in on it, since the new season starts Monday.

*is happy*

Peter/Nathan/Claire = OT3. Seriously.

And a very lovely quote, found in a comment to a smutfic featuring the above pairing:
"Fandom has killed my morals with pretty eyes and gorgeous lips."

This girl expresses my feelings toward Harry Potter 7 perfectly:

"To Severus Snape: May your vicious circle of self loathing and ambiguity be redeemed. Or, may it fester and drive you to do interesting things. I'm happy either way, but you must live-LIVE!" - siriuslysnogged

Oh my god, I have become SUCH a Jon/Stephen fangirl! *loves them so* I've got to try writing them one of these days. I love slashing comedians because then the fics are funny AND hot! This, from a fic by zenified, made me just about fall out of my chair laughing.

Quote:

They walked into the elevator, each leaning against opposite walls, and their eyes met.

“We need to talk, you know” Jon stated seriously.

“Yeah, I know,” Stephen mouthed as the elevator doors closed.


**********************


“Fuck talking,” Jon breathed, grabbing Stephen’s shirt as he pressed the ‘Emergency Stop’ button inside the elevator.

Why I'm so excited for the return of DX:

Shawn Michaels: Hot
Triple H: Hot
The two of them together doing crotch chops and yelling "suck it!": OMG SO HOT

"Shawn and me, well, we've always been tight...sometimes we've fought back to back, sometimes we've fought face to face, but there's always been a common bond between us." - Triple H at the Vengeance press conference.

Yeah Trips. I know. *naughty thoughts* :-)