Quote of the Day
Feb. 16th, 2008 02:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sulwenOk, haven't done this in a while, but this one was too priceless to let go:
Shelley flushed. "We were just..."
"Having sex," Sabin blurted.
"Arguing," Shelley finished at the same time, glaring at Sabin. "We were arguing."
"I see," Nash said, sinking slowly onto a nearby chair. "Were you arguing over whether you were having sex or not? There seems to be some confusion over that."
"Well, we were, and then we weren't," Sabin explained. "And then Alex started yelling, and I ate some cookies."
ETA: And this one:
"Guys!" Shelley shouted. "This conversation is not helping me get my dick sucked!"
Nash paused in surprise, but quickly recovered. "He makes an excellent point, Chris. I've always believed that a conversation that doesn't end in someone getting blown is not a conversation worth having."
Shelley flushed. "We were just..."
"Having sex," Sabin blurted.
"Arguing," Shelley finished at the same time, glaring at Sabin. "We were arguing."
"I see," Nash said, sinking slowly onto a nearby chair. "Were you arguing over whether you were having sex or not? There seems to be some confusion over that."
"Well, we were, and then we weren't," Sabin explained. "And then Alex started yelling, and I ate some cookies."
ETA: And this one:
"Guys!" Shelley shouted. "This conversation is not helping me get my dick sucked!"
Nash paused in surprise, but quickly recovered. "He makes an excellent point, Chris. I've always believed that a conversation that doesn't end in someone getting blown is not a conversation worth having."
