Palin and Blood...unfortunately, not together...

Oh my god...everyone at Fox News has such a complete boner for Sarah Palin, it's not even funny. Well, actually it kinda is. I wanted to see the clips of her on SNL (as we don't get that channel anymore), and what's up on YouTube is Fox's recap of the show, and it's just amazing. All this Oh my God, (that word is, of course, capitalized when they say it) she's such a good sport! She looked so great raising the roof! She's so funny! Hahahahaha! Yeah, whatever, bitches. She only showed up because she had to, and everyone working on SNL still only likes her because she's giving them great material to parody. I hope to god that this month is the last we hear of her in any media, including the news.

On the plus side...TRUE BLOOD! They gave us SO MUCH Sookie and Bill fucking! And damn, I could watch that all day long. Ok, that sounds a little pervy...but seriously! We're so starved for real sex scenes in most media that when we actually get them, we want LOTS. Case in point: QaF. I could NEVER get tired of watching Brian and Justin fuck. So I hope there's lots more hot kinky vampire sex, and, this being HBO, I'm pretty confident there will be. I wasn't super attracted to Bill when I first started watching the show, but now I'm completely lusting after him. For once, a good-guy vampire who's NOT A COMPLETE PUSSY! That's what I would totally want - someone who, if I asked, would bite me. Someone who'd run out and exact revenge on people who hurt me. Someone who still acted like a vampire instead of being in a constant state of repression and denial. I liked Angel, and I really liked Spike, but I wouldn't describe either one of them as exactly hardcore. Bill is beautifully intense, and I love it.

Don't even get me started on Edward. Bill would fuck that little bitch's shit UP.

Damn...

The House people must be seriously bitchy about episodes being available online. I've got some pretty serious Google-fu going on - if I do say so myself - and it took me a LONG time to find anything at all, let alone the specific episode I was looking for.

Anyone out there know of a good download or streaming site that managed to hide from me?

*annoyed*

Look under the cut for a rant about anal sex in fanfic, which includes what is probably way too much information about my own sex life:

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OH. MY. GOD.

I seriously had NO IDEA that "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" mean Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie! And I know exactly where to go to download it! I've heard about the show since my Whose Line days, but I just didn't know it was comprised of such incredible awesomeness! *is really happy at this discovery*

Google Meme

My Life, According to Google.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sarah need a cold shower, self-esteem.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sarah looks like fuckin Nicole Richie. (uh, no...)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sarah does I Love Lucy.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Sarah hates you. (yay, they finally got one right!)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Sarah goes to Lake Placid...again.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sarah loves Josh. (Groban? If so, then true!)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Ex-slave Sarah eats sushi. (Wow...what an interesting response that one is...)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sarah has a tapeworm. (OMG EWW! Could this possibly be related to the sushi in the previous question?)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Sarah wants to be president. (Bet you can guess which Sarah this one is referring to.)