Google Meme

[sulwen]

My Life, According to Google.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Sarah need a cold shower, self-esteem.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Sarah looks like fuckin Nicole Richie. (uh, no...)

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Sarah does I Love Lucy.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Sarah hates you. (yay, they finally got one right!)

5: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Sarah goes to Lake Placid...again.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Sarah loves Josh. (Groban? If so, then true!)

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Ex-slave Sarah eats sushi. (Wow...what an interesting response that one is...)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Sarah has a tapeworm. (OMG EWW! Could this possibly be related to the sushi in the previous question?)

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Sarah wants to be president. (Bet you can guess which Sarah this one is referring to.)