HA!

[sulwen]

From Urban Dictionary:

John Cena [noun]:

Right as you cum while getting a blowjob, pull out of her mouth and blow your load right into her eyes.

Proceed to wave your hand in front of your face and go "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

"My girl was giving me an awesome blowjob when I decided to give her the ol' John Cena."

(I totally don't have an icon appropriate for this entry, so it gets the Comedian icon, because I think he would laugh at this too...)

The douchebag himself, showing how it's done:



Eww! Now my journal feels dirty! *runs to find a pic of some real wrestlers to counteract the suck*



Whew! That's much better! :-)

Comments

[nippa56.livejournal.com]

ugh, john cena. dude does my head in, yet fandom seems to love him. i don't get it. why write cena/orton fics when you have the whole tna locker room to choose from? silly people.

but, hey, speaking of the tna locker room, HI GUNS! two very pretty (and in sabin's case EXTREMELY SLUTTY) men, and yet the fic is nowhere to be seen. fandom is failing hard right now. honestly, what i wouldn't give for a nice long plotty fic involving those two.

[chez-amanda.livejournal.com]

D: In the EYE?