The "Wow, I'm a Character Whore" Meme

[sulwen]

Stolen from broken_moons

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END

NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...



1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv) ?
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9) Danny Taylor (Without a Trace, tv) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) ?
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie) ?
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ?
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) ?
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv) ?
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) - Is it sad that I barely know this character, yet I'd still do him?
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv) ?
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies)
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv) - ONLY first season Mohinder, not after he got all insect-like.
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv) - This might be stronger if I'd seen more than one episode of SG-1.
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv)
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie)
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv)
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie) - HOLY SHIT, someone has good taste! I see a pattern, here: Alec, Priestly, Jason... :-)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv) ?
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv) ?
64) Harold Saxon The Master (Doctor Who, tv) ?
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) ?
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv) - I just know next to nothing about the character. He's on my Netflix queue, though.
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) - Ok, Dom and Billy are good looking guys, but I don't think I could actually do a hobbit. That freaks me out a bit.
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv) ?
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv) - I've heard of the character, and he's played by David Boreanez, who is definitely hot, but I can't say yes to a character I know almost nothing about.
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) ?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv) ? - This was Jared's character, yes? Still, not enough info to go on.
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv) ?
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie) - Wow, random much?
105) Robert Chase (House M.D., tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv) - Yeah, still seen only one episode of SG-1, but...I have a thing for older, confident guys with power.
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv) ?
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv) - He'd have to stop bitching for a few minutes. Maybe if I got him really, really angry.
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book) - I refuse to touch anything from that universe.
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book) - Um, no. Ick.
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book) - OMG EWW. *is squicked*
114) Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ? - Must not be far enough in the series to know this character yet. Or maybe I just don't remember.
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film) - Maybe. If he was older. Maybe.
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film) - Here we go! Mmm, pimp cane...
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv) ?
118) Bob Brown (The Unit, tv) ?
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv) ?
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv) - OH HELL YES. He can tie me up and torture me any day!
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) - I much prefer Jack, but I bet Will absolutely worships whoever he's in bed with. That would be fun.
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv) ?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) ?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office, tv)
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie)
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie)
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv) ?
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
133) Julian Sark (Alias, tv) ?
134) Methos (Highlander, tv) ?
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)
136) Wash (Firefly, tv)
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv) ?
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv) ?
141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
142) The Joker (tv, comic books, movie) - He has knives. And he's not afraid to use them.
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv) - He has powers. And he's not afraid to use them.
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
145) Zack (Bones, tv) ?
146) Niles Crane (Frasier, tv) ?
147) Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv) - He's like House Lite.
148) Gambit (X-men, comics) - This would likely be stronger if I knew more of the character.
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv) - HOLY FUCK I HAD NO IDEA JAMES MARSTERS WAS IN TORCHWOOD!!! So...probably?
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv) ?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
154) Castiel (Supernatural, tv)
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv) ?
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie)
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies)
158) Neo (The Matrix, movie) - There is a very, very slight chance I might do him. If he was having a particularly awesome day. MAYBE.
159) Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)
160) John Mitchell (Being Human, tv) ?
161) Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)
162) William Miller (Almost Famous, movie) ?
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv) ?
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie) ?
166) John Crichton (Farscape, tv) ?
167) Desmond Hume (Lost, tv)
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book)
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv)
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime) ?
171) Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)
173) Will Tippin (Alias, tv) ?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv) ?
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv) ?
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) ?
177) Arthur (Merlin, tv) - He's legal, right? *feels pervy*
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon, book) ?
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv) ?
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, movie, comics...) - HOW IS HE NOT ON THE LIST UNTIL NOW???
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie) - HIM TOO!!!
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book, movie)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv) ?
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv) ?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv) ?
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galictica, tv) ?
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls, tv) ?
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv) ?
190) Henry Spencer (Psych, tv) ?
191) Brian Spilner (Fast and Furious, movie) ?
192) Dom Torretto (F&F, movie) ?
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2, movie) ?
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) ?
195) Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek, tv) ?
196) Dr Horrible (Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, movie)
197) Michael Vaughn (Alias, tv) ?
198) Karl (Love Actually, movie) - HELLS YEAH, pulling out the random hot side characters!
199) Charlie Todd (Dawson's Creek, tv) ?
200) Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula, movie) - Wow, I didn't realize that was Gary Oldman. Honestly, he wouldn't have to do much convincing...just a bit...
201) Henry Schoonmaker (the Luxe, book) ?
202) Severus Snape (Harry Potter, book+movie)
203) Russell Hammond (Almost Famous, book) ?
204) William Gallagher (P.S. I Love You, movie) ?
205) Clay Miller (Friday the 13th, movie) ? - This was Jared too, y/y?
206) David Cook (American Idol, tv) - Not really a character, but hot, yes?
207) Owen Hunt (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
208) Joey Tribbiani (Friends, tv) - Joey was my favorite!
209) Davis Bloome (Smallville, tv) ?
210) Kyle Valenti (Roswell, tv) ?
211) John Casey (Chuck, tv) ?
212) Charlie Epps (Numb3rs, tv) ?
213) Doyle (Angel, tv)
214) Michael Guerin (Roswell, tv) ?
215) Alex Whitman (Roswell, tv) ?
216) Lex Luthor (Smallville, tv)
217) Martin Fitzgerald (Without a Trace, tv) ?
218) Barty Crouch Jr (Harry Potter, movie)
219) Jozef Kostan (Moonlight, tv) ?
220) Duncan McLeod (Highlander, TV) ?
221) Sam Seabourne, (The West Wing, TV) ?
222) Cole Turner (Charmed, TV) ?
223) Nick Knight, (as played by Geraint Wyn Davies NOT Rick Springfield, Forever Knight TV) ?
225) Azazeal (Hex) ?
226) Russell “Stringer” Bell (The Wire) ?
227) Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) ?
228) David Rossi (Criminal Minds) ?
229) Captain Bernadette (Hellsing) ?
230) Richard Alpert (Lost)
231) Adrian Veidt (Watchmen)
232) Fitz Kreiner (Doctor Who) ?
233) Miles Vorkosigan (Vorkosigan Chronicles, books) ?
234) Gilbert Blythe (Anne of Green Gables, books)
235) Lord Peter Wimsey (series of the same name, books) ?
236) Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride, movie and book)
237) Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS, tv) ?
238) Fred Weasley (Harry Potter, book, movie)
239) George Weasley (Harry Potter, book, movie)
240) Boromir (Lord of the Rings, book, movie)
241) Aragorn (Lord of the Rings, book, movie)
242) Brian Kinney (Queer as Folk, TV)
243) Jareth (Labyrinth, movie)
244) Captain Hook (Peter Pan, book, movies)

Comments

[lady-akatari.livejournal.com]

He's legal, right? *feels pervy*

When I did this meme, I sort of assumed that if they weren't legal in canon that they were in the mental alternate reality where the meme-taker had a chance to interact with a character.

...I should probably edit my entry to mention that. Thanks for making me think of it. *wanders off*