*dies laughing*

[sulwen]

From Bad Blood, by astolat.



"Are you insane?" Sam yelled at him over the hood of the Impala. "I am not fucking a horse!"

He came around the car and grabbed Dean's other leg before he could swing it over the fence. Dean glared down at him and kicked loose of his grip. "Oh, but you'd fuck me?"

"Instead of a horse?" Sam said. "Yes!"

"You're a sick perverted bastard, you know that?" Dean said.

"I'm not the one who wants to go fuck a horse!" Sam said, clinging on to his leg. "Bestiality trumps incest!"

"Does not!" Dean said.

"Does too!"

"Bestiality sure as fucking hell doesn't trump gay incest!" Dean said.

Sam stopped, staring up at him with his mouth open and wobbling on a disbelieving laugh. "You did not just say that."

"What?" Dean demanded.

"This is about the gay thing?" Sam said.

"It is not!"

"You'd rather fuck a horse than have gay sex," Sam said. "Yeah, and I'm the pervert."

"I'd rather fuck a horse than have gay sex with you!" Dean put his heel to Sam's shoulder and pushed him back.



Seriously. Go read it. It is made of awesome.