Oh, my brain...

So I was on my way to the store tonight and I was listening to some particularly juicy Death Note podfic - and I mean, really, REALLY good stuff, both read and written beautifully, and so hot I probably shouldn't have even been listening in the car. Then, when I walked inside, I caught a glimpse of a magazine cover out of the corner of my eye. I thought I saw it say "Wank yourself thin!" and I thought to myself, oh, well, that should be easy. Upon closer inspection, the word was "walk" and my brain is evidently just very, very one-track sometimes. I swear I was giggling for the next ten minutes. I must have looked like a crazy person, at the grocery at midnight laughing to myself. SO totally worth it though.