I HAVE NO LUCIFER ICON - I AM A FAILURE AS A FAN. YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR YED!SAMMY.
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He thinks Sam is sexy (he wants that body, in more ways than one!), and that's why he appeared to him as Jess. 2. He loves his family just as deeply as the Winchesters love each other - possibly more, showing what happens when love really does tip over the deep end into obsession. 3. He's patient, but he's tired of waiting. He's going to force Sam's hand sooner rather than later.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He's decomposing rather quickly. Damn, Lucy, can't you throw an illusion over that shit or something? At least pretend to still be pretty!
(c) a reason he is amazing
1. Dude, Marksha is simultaneously playing Lucifer one one show and a Christ-like figure on another. THAT HAS TO BE A RECORD.
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
1. Take Sam's form 2. Kiss Michael!Dean on the cheek or forehead or hand (or lips, but that may be wishful thinking) 3. Have more awesome scenes with Castiel 4. Have a big long gloating speech about his uber-long and complex plan to escape and how it totally worked, and all because he's spent an eternity studying the Winchester psyche 5. Get bitchslapped by surprise!God
(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why
1. God. WEIRD. 2. Ash. Totally wouldn't work. 3. Not-Michael!Dean. They don't connect. 4. Zachariah. NEEDS MOAR PRETTY FOR THIS SHALLOW BITCH. 5. John. He'd be dead too fast.
However! I'm totally down with Lucifer/Sam, Lucifer/Michael!Dean, Lucifer/Gabriel, Lucifer/Castiel, Lucifer/Mary...because Marksha gets hotter every time I look at him, despite the decomposing!
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Date: 2010-04-27 07:57 am (UTC)(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He thinks Sam is sexy (he wants that body, in more ways than one!), and that's why he appeared to him as Jess.
2. He loves his family just as deeply as the Winchesters love each other - possibly more, showing what happens when love really does tip over the deep end into obsession.
3. He's patient, but he's tired of waiting. He's going to force Sam's hand sooner rather than later.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He's decomposing rather quickly. Damn, Lucy, can't you throw an illusion over that shit or something? At least pretend to still be pretty!
(c) a reason he is amazing
1. Dude, Marksha is simultaneously playing Lucifer one one show and a Christ-like figure on another. THAT HAS TO BE A RECORD.
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
1. Take Sam's form
2. Kiss Michael!Dean on the cheek or forehead or hand (or lips, but that may be wishful thinking)
3. Have more awesome scenes with Castiel
4. Have a big long gloating speech about his uber-long and complex plan to escape and how it totally worked, and all because he's spent an eternity studying the Winchester psyche
5. Get bitchslapped by surprise!God
(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why
1. God. WEIRD.
2. Ash. Totally wouldn't work.
3. Not-Michael!Dean. They don't connect.
4. Zachariah. NEEDS MOAR PRETTY FOR THIS SHALLOW BITCH.
5. John. He'd be dead too fast.
However! I'm totally down with Lucifer/Sam, Lucifer/Michael!Dean, Lucifer/Gabriel, Lucifer/Castiel, Lucifer/Mary...because Marksha gets hotter every time I look at him, despite the decomposing!