The Vampire Diaries 1x03
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sulwenIt's actually kind of refreshing to watch a show I really don't care about after the intense experience that is SPN lately.
Mmm...bitten-up bloody girl, plus shirtless Damon. Good start!
That's RIGHT, you throw her around, show her who's boss! *buttons being pushed*
"She doesn't know you"? WTF, Elena, NEITHER DO YOU. You've known him what, three days? A week, tops? *EYEROLL*
Seriously? Stefan loves football? SERIOUSLY?
Ok, their history teacher is creeping me out. WEIRD.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE CW AND FOOTBALL. EVERY FUCKING SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. IF SPN EVER HAS A FOOTBALL EPISODE I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD.
*deep breaths* Sorry. Years of Smallville trauma.
Dude, is weirdo history teacher the football coach too? *sigh*
ELENA. YOU LOOK LIKE A STICK FIGURE. EAT A BURGER, FOR ALL OUR SAKES.
Oh, Damon...I think I want you to meet Dean and then bond over your cars and your little brothers. *happy place*
Cheerleading...I don't even want to discuss fucking cheerleading... *groan*
I think Stefan's name should have been Gary Stu. Just saying.
OMG BOYS!!! *is squeeing already*
He's reading his DIARY! *love love love*
"I want us to start over." ME TOO!
"BTW...that means 'by the way'" - OMG DAMON! You have a Livejournal, don't you?
I love their scenes. Makes the whole forty minutes worth it.
"So last night I'm watching 9-0..." The CW is hyping programming during its own shows. I think that's a new low.
Yay! Damon came to crash the dinner party and make me interested again! Also, I swear that boy is smirking in every single second of screen time he has. Which is MORE than fine by me.
Damon called him "Stef"! *nickname love!*
I also LOVE that it's not about Elena for Damon - everything, every bit of flirting, every manipulation - it's all about Stefan. Lovely.
Ok, blond girl totally deserves the bloody death I hope is coming to her. Bitch.
Hot brooding brothers should always have meaning-laden discussions about the definition of "normal," possibly while eye-fucking. I think this needs to be a constitutional amendment.
Oh, Elena. Sweetheart. Dreaming about Damon already? No need for angst - a threesome is the easy answer here. Problem solved!
Does anybody actually get up for a drink of water in the middle of the night? I thought that was just a made-up storytelling mechanism.
EEE! Stefan writing in his diary about Damon! *love!*
Protective charm, I'll bet you anything. Another Smallville similarity. It's actually pretty ugly. Elena has bad taste or is lying to be nice.
MARCHING BAND! *band geek pride*
Does that kid have a bottle of whiskey at a high school pep rally? Does this show even take place in the real world?
If there's this much Damon in every episode, I'm going to be happy. If they give him the Lex treatment - get you hooked and then never give him time - I'm not.
"I don't know what game you're trying to play with Stefan, but I don't want to be part of it." FINE BY ME, ELENA. GTFO.
MORE BOYS!
LACK OF PERSONAL SPACE FTW.
I AM VERY PRO CALLING EACH OTHER "MY BROTHER." VERY VERY NICE!
HOLY SHIT, DAMON JUST MUNCHED ON THE FOOTBALL COACH! I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT! As much as I hate to say it...good job, show.
Yay! Weird teacher is dead!
Man, if Damon starts to pussy out as the show continues...and I can totally feel it coming...that's going to be really sad. I like him the way he is now.
Ok, so now I'm imagining what the CW people told the actors who play Stefan and Damon about what to expect if the show was a success. "Yeah, you've heard of this fanfiction thing, right? And we're putting you right next to Supernatural...better be ready!"
*grin*
Mmm...bitten-up bloody girl, plus shirtless Damon. Good start!
That's RIGHT, you throw her around, show her who's boss! *buttons being pushed*
"She doesn't know you"? WTF, Elena, NEITHER DO YOU. You've known him what, three days? A week, tops? *EYEROLL*
Seriously? Stefan loves football? SERIOUSLY?
Ok, their history teacher is creeping me out. WEIRD.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE CW AND FOOTBALL. EVERY FUCKING SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. IF SPN EVER HAS A FOOTBALL EPISODE I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD.
*deep breaths* Sorry. Years of Smallville trauma.
Dude, is weirdo history teacher the football coach too? *sigh*
ELENA. YOU LOOK LIKE A STICK FIGURE. EAT A BURGER, FOR ALL OUR SAKES.
Oh, Damon...I think I want you to meet Dean and then bond over your cars and your little brothers. *happy place*
Cheerleading...I don't even want to discuss fucking cheerleading... *groan*
I think Stefan's name should have been Gary Stu. Just saying.
OMG BOYS!!! *is squeeing already*
He's reading his DIARY! *love love love*
"I want us to start over." ME TOO!
"BTW...that means 'by the way'" - OMG DAMON! You have a Livejournal, don't you?
I love their scenes. Makes the whole forty minutes worth it.
"So last night I'm watching 9-0..." The CW is hyping programming during its own shows. I think that's a new low.
Yay! Damon came to crash the dinner party and make me interested again! Also, I swear that boy is smirking in every single second of screen time he has. Which is MORE than fine by me.
Damon called him "Stef"! *nickname love!*
I also LOVE that it's not about Elena for Damon - everything, every bit of flirting, every manipulation - it's all about Stefan. Lovely.
Ok, blond girl totally deserves the bloody death I hope is coming to her. Bitch.
Hot brooding brothers should always have meaning-laden discussions about the definition of "normal," possibly while eye-fucking. I think this needs to be a constitutional amendment.
Oh, Elena. Sweetheart. Dreaming about Damon already? No need for angst - a threesome is the easy answer here. Problem solved!
Does anybody actually get up for a drink of water in the middle of the night? I thought that was just a made-up storytelling mechanism.
EEE! Stefan writing in his diary about Damon! *love!*
Protective charm, I'll bet you anything. Another Smallville similarity. It's actually pretty ugly. Elena has bad taste or is lying to be nice.
MARCHING BAND! *band geek pride*
Does that kid have a bottle of whiskey at a high school pep rally? Does this show even take place in the real world?
If there's this much Damon in every episode, I'm going to be happy. If they give him the Lex treatment - get you hooked and then never give him time - I'm not.
"I don't know what game you're trying to play with Stefan, but I don't want to be part of it." FINE BY ME, ELENA. GTFO.
MORE BOYS!
LACK OF PERSONAL SPACE FTW.
I AM VERY PRO CALLING EACH OTHER "MY BROTHER." VERY VERY NICE!
HOLY SHIT, DAMON JUST MUNCHED ON THE FOOTBALL COACH! I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT! As much as I hate to say it...good job, show.
Yay! Weird teacher is dead!
Man, if Damon starts to pussy out as the show continues...and I can totally feel it coming...that's going to be really sad. I like him the way he is now.
Ok, so now I'm imagining what the CW people told the actors who play Stefan and Damon about what to expect if the show was a success. "Yeah, you've heard of this fanfiction thing, right? And we're putting you right next to Supernatural...better be ready!"
*grin*
