Fictional Characters I'd Fuck Meme
Jul. 29th, 2008 06:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sulwenName 15 fictional characters you'd have sex with and then tag 5 people to do the same
Not in any kind of order, because I totally can't rank these guys.
1 - Severus Snape (Because he's the one character I've fantasized about more than any other - is that TMI? Probably...)
2 - Angel (Especially when he's evil, but I'd take him when he's good, too!)
3 - Spike (Oh, yummy violent bitey talky sex! Yes please!)
4 - Jack Sparrow (Do I even need to list a reason? The man is sex on legs.)
5 - Mal Reynolds (I'm in love with him, and I'm not even a little bit kidding.)
6 - Brian Kinney (I know, I know, he's totally gay. But if he'd have me, I'd SO hit that.)
7 - Lex Luthor (The Smallville version, because he's hot and rich and awesome and so damn SMART.)
8 - Jareth (Goblin King! Because I do so love that character, and he carries a riding crop. Yep.)
9 - Dean Winchester (Holy fuck, is this boy hot. And it's even stated in canon that he's DAMN good in bed.)
10 - Han Solo (Mmm, gotta love Han. It was kind of a toss-up between him and Indy, actually, but I think I love Han just that little bit more.)
11 - Aragorn (Because I loved his character even in the books, and Viggo made him even better, and I seriously would have a thing for hot fantasy-world on-the-quest sex.)
12 - Tyler Durden (I know, this is kind of out of left field. But I find this to be one of the hottest fucking characters ever to grace the screen, even if he is buckets of crazy.)
13 - Dracula (As played by Gerard Butler, because DAMN. Plus: ceiling sex!)
14 - Captain Hook (I know. I am fucked up. But this is another character that I've had a love affair with since I read the book, and both Dustin Hoffman's performance in Hook and Jason Isaac's performance in the 2003 Peter Pan movie had me seriously happy.)
15 - Wolverine (Because Hugh Jackman is fucking amazing in that role, and I want to have rough up-against-the-wall dirty alley sex with him.)
Note: Some characters were left off the list because I wouldn't particularly want to fuck them, but I'd LOVE to watch them fuck some of their fellow male characters. There are some guys that I just can't see with women, even me.
So there's my fucked-up fantasy life. Can you tell I have a thing for villains, antiheroes, and guys with anger issues? Anyone who wants to answer this, feel free - I don't like tagging specific people.
Not in any kind of order, because I totally can't rank these guys.
1 - Severus Snape (Because he's the one character I've fantasized about more than any other - is that TMI? Probably...)
2 - Angel (Especially when he's evil, but I'd take him when he's good, too!)
3 - Spike (Oh, yummy violent bitey talky sex! Yes please!)
4 - Jack Sparrow (Do I even need to list a reason? The man is sex on legs.)
5 - Mal Reynolds (I'm in love with him, and I'm not even a little bit kidding.)
6 - Brian Kinney (I know, I know, he's totally gay. But if he'd have me, I'd SO hit that.)
7 - Lex Luthor (The Smallville version, because he's hot and rich and awesome and so damn SMART.)
8 - Jareth (Goblin King! Because I do so love that character, and he carries a riding crop. Yep.)
9 - Dean Winchester (Holy fuck, is this boy hot. And it's even stated in canon that he's DAMN good in bed.)
10 - Han Solo (Mmm, gotta love Han. It was kind of a toss-up between him and Indy, actually, but I think I love Han just that little bit more.)
11 - Aragorn (Because I loved his character even in the books, and Viggo made him even better, and I seriously would have a thing for hot fantasy-world on-the-quest sex.)
12 - Tyler Durden (I know, this is kind of out of left field. But I find this to be one of the hottest fucking characters ever to grace the screen, even if he is buckets of crazy.)
13 - Dracula (As played by Gerard Butler, because DAMN. Plus: ceiling sex!)
14 - Captain Hook (I know. I am fucked up. But this is another character that I've had a love affair with since I read the book, and both Dustin Hoffman's performance in Hook and Jason Isaac's performance in the 2003 Peter Pan movie had me seriously happy.)
15 - Wolverine (Because Hugh Jackman is fucking amazing in that role, and I want to have rough up-against-the-wall dirty alley sex with him.)
Note: Some characters were left off the list because I wouldn't particularly want to fuck them, but I'd LOVE to watch them fuck some of their fellow male characters. There are some guys that I just can't see with women, even me.
So there's my fucked-up fantasy life. Can you tell I have a thing for villains, antiheroes, and guys with anger issues? Anyone who wants to answer this, feel free - I don't like tagging specific people.
