Meme, stolen from various sources

[sulwen]

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is amazing
(d) five things that I'd like to see happen to them
(e) five people that I can't ship that character with and why

Comments

YES, THIS ONE I CAN DO!!!

[sulwen.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NO TORCHWOOD ICONS, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon

1. He would follow Jack to the ends of the universe. If Jack was the Doctor, Ianto would be his companion, and he'd never once look back.
2. He really likes waiting on Jack, being subservient to Jack's larger than life personality, supporting him and following him.
3. Jack was the one true love of his life, bar none. OMG SOBBING NOW.

(b) a reason he sucks

1. Ok, I hate to admit it, but he is a REALLY ugly crier. I mean, he's beautiful most of the time, but there are times where I literally have to look away from that squinty mess.

(c) a reason he's awesome

1. I HAVE TO PICK ONE? Um...because he looks good in a suit and speaks with those beautiful Welsh vowels and is totally up for kinky stopwatch sex with Jack even in the middle of the office and you wouldn't think that to look at him at all. THAT COUNTS AS ONE.

(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them

1. Move to America with Jack and start the next Torchwood!
2. Become the Doctor!
3. Become the Doctor's companion!
4. Get claimed by a lolcat! I HAZ A YANTO.
5. Marry Jack in a big sparkly wedding ceremony and move to a house in the country and adopt puppies and live happily ever after, the end.

(e) five people I can't ship this character with and why

1. Martha. THEY'RE BFFS, I CAN'T SHIP THEM!
2. Eleven. Kind of...too similar, in a way.
3. Owen. I think Owen kind of hates him for being Jack's favorite. Plus Owen is fugly anyway.
4. Rhys. As much as I love him...it's not in that sort of way.
5. Original!Jack. Again, a bit too similar. Ianto needs a big person to bounce off of.

I THINK HE AND DEMONPRINCE!SAM COULD HAVE SOME REALLY FUCKING HOT SEX, THOUGH. YES, MY BRAIN WENT THERE.

Re: YES, THIS ONE I CAN DO!!!

[chez-amanda.livejournal.com]

Run on sentences totally count as one thing ;D OMG Jack and Ianto's wedding sounds like something out of J2 fic.

HEHE Martha and Ianto hang out and talk about how wonderful Jack is over fruity, alcoholic drinks ;D

Also, that last part LOL ILY.

Oh and WTF no Torchwood icons? Go steal some of mine.