DUDE. your three facts are EXACTLY what i think of him. which makes fic writing an intereesting thing. and speaking of, you should totally write a guns fic. it's what we're doing in my house, and one more fic to add to the pile will make for a good start to comabt the ridiculously large amount of randy orton/john cena fics out there.

also, if you're looking for some guns awesomeness (that wasn't shown on impact because hogan is a fucking tool) check out their very recent psa: