...but I never get anything to work with! Damn TNA! Needs more Sabin and Shelley on my screen EVERY WEEK!
Also, this is probably going to be much shorter than the others, because I don't get all thinky about wrestling the way I do about other things.
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He's a total stoner. 2. He really is a cocky bastard - not as much as his character, but still. AND WHO'S TO DISAGREE WITH HIS AWESOMENESS? 3. Wrestling with Alex is his favorite high. SHUT UP I LIKE TO IMAGINE.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. I think he sometimes sabotages himself, knowing that he's capable of such greatness and then doing something that prevents him from quite reaching it.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. He's elevated wresting to an art form. His wrestling is more like dancing.
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to him
I'm actually going to do people I'd like to see him wrestle, for the first time or again, because I sadly don't get to see into his personal life!
1. AJ Styles 2. Kurt Angle 3. RVD 4. Jeff Hardy 5. Alex Shelley
(e) five people I can't ship him with and why.
The reason for each of these is EWWW.
1. Ric Flair 2. Bubba Ray 3. Awesome Kong 4. Abyss 5. That one guy with the scary-huge muscles who can't wrestle at all - I forget his name
However...now that I'm thinking about it...I could totally see some Sabin/Bischoff. I've actually read fic about him trading title shots for sexual favors before, back in WWE-land...
Damn it! Now I want wrestling fic, and it will never happen unless I write it myself!
I'm totally in this fandom...
Also, this is probably going to be much shorter than the others, because I don't get all thinky about wrestling the way I do about other things.
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. He's a total stoner.
2. He really is a cocky bastard - not as much as his character, but still. AND WHO'S TO DISAGREE WITH HIS AWESOMENESS?
3. Wrestling with Alex is his favorite high. SHUT UP I LIKE TO IMAGINE.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. I think he sometimes sabotages himself, knowing that he's capable of such greatness and then doing something that prevents him from quite reaching it.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. He's elevated wresting to an art form. His wrestling is more like dancing.
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to him
I'm actually going to do people I'd like to see him wrestle, for the first time or again, because I sadly don't get to see into his personal life!
1. AJ Styles
2. Kurt Angle
3. RVD
4. Jeff Hardy
5. Alex Shelley
(e) five people I can't ship him with and why.
The reason for each of these is EWWW.
1. Ric Flair
2. Bubba Ray
3. Awesome Kong
4. Abyss
5. That one guy with the scary-huge muscles who can't wrestle at all - I forget his name
However...now that I'm thinking about it...I could totally see some Sabin/Bischoff. I've actually read fic about him trading title shots for sexual favors before, back in WWE-land...
Damn it! Now I want wrestling fic, and it will never happen unless I write it myself!
*loves/hates this fandom*