(a) three facts about them from my personal fanon/canon
1. He wishes he were prettier. 2. He secretly ships Sam/Dean, and had a lot of fun watching them flirt during It's A Terrible Life. 3. He pretends to be a good corporate lackey, but really he wants to retire and plant a garden and maybe get a cat and spoil it half to death.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He has a thing for making people spew blood, which is NOT COOL.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. He's a sassy little thing, isn't he?
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them
1. Go to angel heaven, so we can see WTF is up with that. 2. Get reincarnated as a Winchester, MUAHAHA POETIC JUSTICE. 3. Have a secret stash of Wincest buried away in some long-lost corner of heaven, or perhaps the green room. 4. Rage at Sam and Dean from beyond the grave about their inhumanly good looks. 5. Actually have a list of possible AUs he can send the boys to, including the classic high school AU and college AU.
(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why
1. Sam 2. Dean 3. Castiel 4. Lucifer 5. Bobby
BECAUSE IN MY OPINION, HE'S NOT PRETTY ENOUGH OR INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR SHIPPING, AND YOU COULDN'T MAKE ME READ ZACH SMEXY TIEMS IF YOU TRIED. OK, MAYBE. IF IT WAS REALLY GOOD. BUT STILL!
ALTHOUGH IN MY HEAD, HE MIGHT BE BECKY'S WINCEST MUSE. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. THAT'S KIND OF A SHIP, RIGHT?
OMG YOU WOULD GIVE ME A HARD ONE, THANKS VERY MUCH
1. He wishes he were prettier.
2. He secretly ships Sam/Dean, and had a lot of fun watching them flirt during It's A Terrible Life.
3. He pretends to be a good corporate lackey, but really he wants to retire and plant a garden and maybe get a cat and spoil it half to death.
(b) a reason he sucks
1. He has a thing for making people spew blood, which is NOT COOL.
(c) a reason he's awesome
1. He's a sassy little thing, isn't he?
(d) five things I'd like to see happen to them
1. Go to angel heaven, so we can see WTF is up with that.
2. Get reincarnated as a Winchester, MUAHAHA POETIC JUSTICE.
3. Have a secret stash of Wincest buried away in some long-lost corner of heaven, or perhaps the green room.
4. Rage at Sam and Dean from beyond the grave about their inhumanly good looks.
5. Actually have a list of possible AUs he can send the boys to, including the classic high school AU and college AU.
(e) five people I can't ship that character with and why
1. Sam
2. Dean
3. Castiel
4. Lucifer
5. Bobby
BECAUSE IN MY OPINION, HE'S NOT PRETTY ENOUGH OR INTERESTING ENOUGH FOR SHIPPING, AND YOU COULDN'T MAKE ME READ ZACH SMEXY TIEMS IF YOU TRIED. OK, MAYBE. IF IT WAS REALLY GOOD. BUT STILL!
ALTHOUGH IN MY HEAD, HE MIGHT BE BECKY'S WINCEST MUSE. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. THAT'S KIND OF A SHIP, RIGHT?