ugh, john cena. dude does my head in, yet fandom seems to love him. i don't get it. why write cena/orton fics when you have the whole tna locker room to choose from? silly people.

but, hey, speaking of the tna locker room, HI GUNS! two very pretty (and in sabin's case EXTREMELY SLUTTY) men, and yet the fic is nowhere to be seen. fandom is failing hard right now. honestly, what i wouldn't give for a nice long plotty fic involving those two.