O. M. G.

OMG YOU GUYS DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW.

I'M GOING TO CREATION CON IN CHICAGO THIS NOVEMBER!!!! BOYS!!!

MY REACTION: ASTNOHIAEDFIYRNSATDICRTNABYHATDYGCRAOEDFY

MY AWESOMEST FRIEND EVER, chez_amanda, GOT ME CON TICKETS FOR MY BIRTHDAY, BECAUSE SHE IS A FUCKING SAINT.

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY VODKA AND TEH GHEY(TM).

HA!

Jensen never really thought things could move this quickly in a hospital. Then again, Jensen never really thought a man could get pregnant, so he's 0 for 2 right now.

First Mike comes into the room, gapes in disbelief at the monitors and the very clear image on the screen.

"I need a fucking drink," he mutters.

"I need a double," Jensen adds.

"Me too," Katie chimes in.

"Me three."

They all turn at the same time to give Jared the eyebrow, and he holds up his hands in surrender. "Kidding!" he laughs weakly.

I so don't ever read mpreg, but this is totally how it should be. A little crazy, a little cracky, and VERY uncomfortable for all involved.

From The Seahorse by memphis86

ETA: Also this! "Jared, if I was trying to get a date out of my job, I would have gone into proctology."

*dies laughing*